This ol' blog of mine is tasting a little stale and smellin' kinda funky.
I totally blame the author....
But it was bound to happen, you know...actual life interrupting the tom foolery that is my blog. Nothing major, just the usual ...mommy stuff, wife stuff, work stuff, school stuff, money stuff and a possible new venture that I'm being quiet about right now, but will probably be taking the rest of what's left of my time and energy. Something's gotta give and unfortunately, it has to be this blog. No worries, it's temporary because lord knows I'm way too vain NOT to blog....
Meanwhile, let's have a nice big bowl of my tasty posts from the past...
Remember the time I wrote my friend's ex a love letter?
Remember the time when my Happy Hour got extended to .."holy shi...how long have we been here?"
Remember all the famous people I've met?
Remember when I was an online pimp?
Remember my two weddings??
Remember how I got all hot and bothered the crazier Tom Cruise got?
Remember when being so close to Madonna made me soil myself with excitement???
Remember my first Fan Letters?
Good Times..Good Times....
I'll be back soon.....hopefully with a new look, a fresh hot bag of my usual nonsense and even more letters of tough love for celebrities.
Peesh out.
16 comments:
Just pop in when you can and we'll still love you :) Real life is where you need to spend your energy. This blog (while very enjoyable for us) shouldn't be your priority. Sometimes I feel bad for not blogging for a bit, but then I think - hey, I have real problems that I need to take care of. Just don't forget about us here in the blogging world! Hopefully see you soon :)
don't be gone too long!
Cool. My reading material is set for tomorrow. Come back after I've read all the stuff you wrote before I even knew blogging existed.
Can't wait for the tough love to be back in full force.
I want to thank you so much for your generosity. You're such a nice person!!Thank you so much for sending me the New Kids on the block stuff,it brought back so many memories of when I was in high-school. I used to be in love with Jordan. I thought he was everything in my life. I saw him last year in a reality show and he disgusted me. I am so glad I am not a teenager anymore:)
Would you be interested in a Tunisian drawing or something similar? I would love to send you something.
WE miss you!! But understand, sigh
You know, i totally know how it is. I'm working myself silly to the point where i forget to post. Not that anything interesting is going on right, just classes and oh yeah, turned down the part of a dog..haha
But i totally dig your posts and you're one of a few i read (as religiously as I can) So post when you can, and i'll do the same.
Good to see you're still kickin.
You're not back yet?
I hear you though. I think it's something to do with the fall. And by fall I mean alcohol.
Jali<------ (sneaking back into the house while the midge is distracted.)
I'll do my apology for my disappearing act a little later.
I have a lot of blogs to visit and I've been reading your acrchives and crying - you are HILARIOUS!!!
I'm also copping some themes - hope you don't kill me - You are an inspiration!
wait, i finally return to bathe in your yummy sweet goodness...and you're leaving...boo
Um, I don't think I approved a leave of absence for you. But, alright. I don't need you biting my ankles.
CP.
Elaine! I've been TRYING to read your blog forever, but everytime I do, it crashes my computer! Seriously! :( Looking forward to your return!
Come back. We miss you. Unless you're writing a great American novel or something...in which case you should probably continue what you're doing. Or not. And come back and entertain me.
my dear
did it occur to you that maybe it's not your blog that's stale, but the celebrity lives you write about?
seriously, we are fucking bo-ring these days.
but it's fine, it's fine. here come the holidays and so who has time to write about our pathetic lives? nobody loves us and so we're going to mostly soak ourselves in gin and sushi and feel sorry for ourselves while we count our dwindling piles of money.
we do need you to come back soon, though. if you don't make fun of us, we might fade into the obscurity we deserve so well. i know k-fed, naomi campbell, lindsay lohan, and tom cruise are running the collection box around tinseltown to _pay_ you for what you do so well. they are, like, seriously worried about their careers.
me, i could give a shit. i just wanna go hug on my new baby.
it's not necessary for you to drop the blog, either, to run a full-time, full court press to get your oprah wish to have a date with moi. it's in the works.
come back soon, crazylainetrain. come back soon.
love,
madonna
Well, crap. And I'm just discovering you today!!
Hope things calm down so you can come back.
Did the word "verily" come from Zelda (hee-haw)
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