I am happy to inform all you fine readers that Operation: "Close Enough To Taste Her" is a success. Through sheer determination and midget skillz (trading up for a floor ticket and conveniently NOT sitting at my assigned seat) I have accomplished my mission.
How close was I?
FYI: at the end of that clip, you can hear me say.."OH my go...." which is midget code for "I think I just pissed myself."
and this close:
and yet..even closer...
I will know go bask in my Post-Madonna glow (pass out) and maybe wash those pants I was wearing last night........