...and CUH CUH CUHRRRAAAZZZY.. because I got an email from Harpo this morning saying that they have acknowledged my numerous requests and will certainly be considered for future Harpo Hook Up shows.. and basically a little blurb about not sending them anymore annoying emails! HA!HA!HA!
So what have I been mass emailing Oprah about to warrant her company to send me a "yeah, we got your letter bitch now stop writing" response email??
Take a wild guess.
I'm not getting my hopes up because usually Oprah grants these things to people with missing limbs or have a pickle phobia (not "normal" people like myself.. ) BUT...(please bow head and pray along with me) Pretty please to all that is good and fattening, may the Oprah Genie grant my wish to have dinner with this woman:
I am SO Mrs. Ritchie's Bitch.
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I'm rooting for you. How about a friend (Jali) sending a letter asking her to grant my dear buddy's wish. I'll do it if you think it'll help.
Oooooh, good luck!! If you do, you know we will all die of jealousy.
HAHAHA! Thanks you guys.. I hope Oprah gets annoyed enough to hook me up... ...and Jali, yes! maybe a letter from you is the final push I need. Hell, I need all the (mental) help I can get! :D
Oh. My. Shit.
If I saw your sexy short self on Oprah, I'd pee my pants.
Buahaaaaa!
Knowing you elaine, it's gonna happen.
if you get on Oprah, you and your friends have to promise to gang tackle that lesbian Grace or Maya Angelou (sp?)
I havent gotten one of those emails yet - but I stalk her too...
Madonna?: Sounds more like Paris Hilton to me... or better yet, MOORIAH CAREY?? Is that YOU!?!?!?
Don't hate, appreciate. :D
While I have reinvented myself as Madonna, this other so-called "Madonna" here is clearly Britney Spears in disguise.
Nice try. We're not fooled. How dare you shame the queen so, blasphemer!
Okay, seriously...
Considering how weak in the knees I got just being a few feet away from Her Madgesty and making eye contact with her, I can't imagine actually sitting down to have dinner with her. I think I'd faint. I'd almost certainly wind up speechless (and as you've seen from my blog, I'm RARELY speechless!)
Regardless, I must admit, it would be damned cool to do..
Good luck, though I don't know if Oprah would do this. Like you said, she usually seems to ignore such requests unless you're missing a limb or something...
Hmmm... We could always chop your arm off. :P
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