...and CUH CUH CUHRRRAAAZZZY.. because I got an email from Harpo this morning saying that they have acknowledged my numerous requests and will certainly be considered for future Harpo Hook Up shows.. and basically a little blurb about not sending them anymore annoying emails! HA!HA!HA!
So what have I been mass emailing Oprah about to warrant her company to send me a "yeah, we got your letter bitch now stop writing" response email??
Take a wild guess.
I'm not getting my hopes up because usually Oprah grants these things to people with missing limbs or have a pickle phobia (not "normal" people like myself.. ) BUT...(please bow head and pray along with me) Pretty please to all that is good and fattening, may the Oprah Genie grant my wish to have dinner with this woman:
I am SO Mrs. Ritchie's Bitch.