Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Eat Here.

On today's menu:
Free Advice!!

Starter/Appetizer:
"If one chooses to go diggin' for shit, one should not complain when one gets crap on ones hand."

Today's Special:
"If one chooses to stick ones nose into a hairy asshole, one should not complain about the smell."

Side Salad:
" If one chooses to smell ones finger after scratching ones ass, one should not complain about a smelly upper lip."

Dessert:
"If one chooses to fuck Paris Hilton, one should not complain about the burning sensation that one feels whilst they pee.

So that's all I've got to say about THAT.

Hollah.

5 comments:

popfizz said...

Paris H. is HOT.

Julie Jewels said...

Well...alrighty then! LOL

LadyHAHA said...

I know this post seems SUPER random but don't forget to click on the word "THEN." You'll see what I'm talking about. :D

Riss said...

Elaine, your site has ninja popups. They somehow get past every blocked known to man. I am secretly impressed with them.

LadyHAHA said...

Riss: interesting. I use Mozilla and I get no pop ups, then I bring it up on Explorer and I get some "free ipod nano" pop up AND you can't see my sidebar. But no ninja popups. I'm disappointed. I was kind of looking forward to them.