On today's menu:
Free Advice!!
Free Advice!!
Starter/Appetizer:
"If one chooses to go diggin' for shit, one should not complain when one gets crap on ones hand."
Today's Special:
"If one chooses to stick ones nose into a hairy asshole, one should not complain about the smell."
Side Salad:
" If one chooses to smell ones finger after scratching ones ass, one should not complain about a smelly upper lip."
Dessert:
"If one chooses to fuck Paris Hilton, one should not complain about the burning sensation that one feels whilst they pee.
So that's all I've got to say about THAT.
Hollah.
5 comments:
Paris H. is HOT.
Well...alrighty then! LOL
I know this post seems SUPER random but don't forget to click on the word "THEN." You'll see what I'm talking about. :D
Elaine, your site has ninja popups. They somehow get past every blocked known to man. I am secretly impressed with them.
Riss: interesting. I use Mozilla and I get no pop ups, then I bring it up on Explorer and I get some "free ipod nano" pop up AND you can't see my sidebar. But no ninja popups. I'm disappointed. I was kind of looking forward to them.
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