Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Eat Here.

On today's menu:
Free Advice!!

"If one chooses to go diggin' for shit, one should not complain when one gets crap on ones hand."

Today's Special:
"If one chooses to stick ones nose into a hairy asshole, one should not complain about the smell."

Side Salad:
" If one chooses to smell ones finger after scratching ones ass, one should not complain about a smelly upper lip."

"If one chooses to fuck Paris Hilton, one should not complain about the burning sensation that one feels whilst they pee.

So that's all I've got to say about THAT.



popfizz said...

Paris H. is HOT.

Julie Jewels said...

Well...alrighty then! LOL

Elaine said...

I know this post seems SUPER random but don't forget to click on the word "THEN." You'll see what I'm talking about. :D

Riss said...

Elaine, your site has ninja popups. They somehow get past every blocked known to man. I am secretly impressed with them.

Elaine said...

Riss: interesting. I use Mozilla and I get no pop ups, then I bring it up on Explorer and I get some "free ipod nano" pop up AND you can't see my sidebar. But no ninja popups. I'm disappointed. I was kind of looking forward to them.

Lightning Bug's Butt said...

Those are great advices.