Everyday Horrors All Around You.....

Bindy Irwin: I feel bad feeling the way I do about Bindy. Especially when her dad died, I REALLY wanted to be happy with the fact that she was handling her dad's death so.......ecstatically. And therein lies my problem. She was practically doing a press junket after her dad's death, cart wheels on Ellen and hula hooping on Oprah. I mean shit girl, tone it down and shed a tear or two for dear ol' dad before rolling out the keg and hanging the pinata .
Sorry Steve, (RIP) but your daughter seriously needs to lay off them pixie sticks.



John McCain: All right, this has nothing to do with politics or republicans vs. democrats, I'm merely here to point out the fact that John McCain's looks like a turtle who's lost his shell. I blame it on that wrinkly head of his and how his skin looks all thin and transparentey...like it could rip open at any moment and reveal the alien inside. Creeeeeepy creeperson.



Hilary Clinton: On the other party token, this bitch looks like she would eat her young with a side of kittens. No wonder Bill didn't want none of that, she can probably lock her jaws.



Carrot Top: If I have to explain why Carrot Top is creepy then you're creepy.


The Hollywood/Orange County Ladies: Those who frequent the botox center on a daily basis with their orange tans, Ken Paves extensions, silicon babies and their excess skin ponytails wrapped up tight behind their ears, talkin' bout how 75 is the new 40? You know the ones....



People who talk in the third person: Unless you're kidding ...and even then it's a thin line....talking in third person during a regular ol' conversation creeps me out. When "Greg's" talking in the third person I feel the need to first, ask for permission to talk to "Greg" so that I can let "Greg" know that talking in the third person ranks right up there with wearing sunglasses indoors and popping your collar.




Jermaine Dupree: Jermaine Dupree by himself, not so creepy, but hearing Janet Jackson's new album and her PLETHORA of dirty sex songs makes me picture Jermaine Dupree in situations that no human being should be picturing. So it's not Jermaine per se, it's Janet's TMI songs that are creepy. Keep that gnome lovin' to yourself Janet, some people gotta eat around here!



Moms who dress like their daughters and party with their daughters. Two words...Linda Hogan. Classy no? Listen, I'm all about having fun with your daughters, but I firmly believe that no mom should be hittin' up the club with their daughter, wearing outfits from Forever 21 and taking buttery nipple shots together. Sorry. Call me old fashioned, but Linda needs to get some adult company, go have some wine and put some clothes back on. She was aiming for sexy but missed and hit sad instead.



I could go on and on...
Who/What creeps you out?