Monday, February 11, 2008

Don't Make Me Take My Belt Off....

So several of you folks asked to be spanked with five interview questions, so I said screw it, I'm spanking everyone on my blog!! It's risky because I know it's going to aggravate my carpal tunnel, but I'm not going to let a minor injury deter me from my duties.

Now bend over and don't gimme no lip....

1. If you had a chance to go back in time and live in another era, what era would be and why?

2. What's one thing a person can do to make you instantly dislike them?

3. If you could pick one meal/food of your choice to eat as much as you want and never get fat or suffer any health consequences from it, what meal/food would you pick?

4. What t.v. show do you watch that you're embarrassed to admit to?

5. What celebrity are you embarrassed to be attracted to? (for example, mine would be ….Hulk Hogan. I know its gross. Shut up.)

So how's that? You like it don't you?? You sick sick puppy!
anyways, let me know when you post it on your blog so I can see your answers or just leave them in the comments box. :)


IDigHootchAndCootch said...

laughing at the hogan line.

Anonymous said...

1. I'd be just about 10 years older than I am because I would have made a fabulous hippie.

2. Show up at my door with a Bible in your hand and try to sell me the Jesus Special.

3. Something Italian -- stuffed manicotti, maybe. And garlic bread. And bread pudding for dessert. Mmmmmmm...

4. I sometimes (okay, every single Saturday morning) watch Leave it to Beaver on TVLand.

5. David Letterman (Shut up. At least I didn't say Hulk Hogan)

jali said...

1. I'd like to go back and meet both of my Grandfathers. Both passed away before I was born.

2.Say something racist or refuse to tip a service person.


4. Cops. Shaddup!

5. The Beast in Disney's Beauty and the Beast.

Yo Momma said...

OMG Jali, I'm convinced you're my sistah from anotha motha because I totally thought the beast from beauty and the beast was way hotter than the weird fabio dude he turned into later.

Joseph said...

1. I would like to live in the 80s/early 90s so that I could attend all the Madonna concerts that I was forbidden to see. (And I would take my darling Elaine with me to 'midget' our way up to the front row. =)

2. They could say, "Oh your favorite music artist is Madonna? Wow! I totally love her too! Although, I really only like her early stuff. ...In fact, I don't think I've liked any of her albums since True Blue. Come to think of it, I like that song 'Into The Groove', what record was that from?"

3. I would pick PIZZA. I live for pizza. Oooooooooo, yeah baby, do me so good. And while it would be lovely if I wasn't fat or experiening heart disease as a result of it, I have no intention of cutting it out of my daily diet for anyone.

4. Rock of Love with Bret Michaels. There's just no excusing it. I blame my retarded boyfriend for bringing that POS into my weekly life. GOD, every rose does have its thorn.

5. I would fuck Vanilla Ice.... on my back, on camera, butt naked in the frozen food section of Ralph's Supermarket. How do you like the smell of that embarassment?

SHADOW said...

I did as you bid, and it is posted on zi blog :-)

Tug said...

hee...I'll let you know when it's posted. FUN spankin'

The Dormouse said...

Oh I'm just answering here...
(and look at me being a responsible fan/blogger)

1) Oh I think i'd choose the Elizabethan Era. ( is that an era) see me some Shakespeare for real

2) Talk to me about Religion or've been warned

3) ICE CREAM (doesn't matter what flavor)

4) Stargate. I seriously get made fun of, but come on, its just fun damnit.

5) Julia Stiles. I can't help it. I think it was her in Save the Last Dance ( I have a thing for dancers)


Madonna said...

1. The 1980's - and I'd STAY there. However, if anything I've already lived through isn't allowed, then make it the 1960's.

2. Lie.

3. Chocolate. No-brainer.

4. None. My TV watching so far in 2008 has consisted of The Drew Is Right, and 30 year old reruns of Tic Tac Dough. Neither one I'm the least bit embarassed of.

5. At this time, none. I used to be attracted to Shania Twain, and am STILL embarassed over that, but that's about as close as you get right now.