Bloated Butch Botox Party. I wasn't invited?? Bitch.

Ladies, Ladies, Ladies,

Was there some kind of lesbo fisting party I wasn't invited to? I'm not quite sure what's going on with this picture but the fact that Pink is now starting to resemble Samuel L. Jackson, I'm sort of glad I wasn't invited. If I saw Pink with a giant goblet in her hand I can assure you my cooch would run for the hills. But brava to Pink for making the Presley girls her bitches but on the other hand, they're looking kind of tore up too.

What happened to my lovely Lisa Marie? Ignore the expression on her face because where do you think Pink's other goblet is? (Yes, thank you, you'd look like that too cuz' look at Pink. You know that bitch don't play or bother with things like "KY"). I'm actually more concerned over the fact that Lisa Marie has stumbled onto daddy's secret recipe for pig's feet, potato chip and chicken neck stew and has the entire Graceland cooking staff working on overtime. How else can you explain the rump roast that used to be her neck?

Now if you have any eyesight left at all, let's finish off your retinas by taking a gander at that thing that used to be Priscilla Presley. I'm thoroughly convinced that she died a couple years ago and is now being propped along by Lisa Marie ala Weekend at Bernie's. I get the feeling that Mama Presley goes to sleep in a bed that's really just an aquarium tank full of formaldehyde. I'm telling you, she's either dead or they inject the Botox in her face with a turkey baster.

What an unfortunate trio they make....yet still, I would have liked to at least gotten an invite! I am a midget after all; one goblet of whatever Pink's having might open me up to new experiences (that'll probably leave me sore in the morning.)

Oh well, maybe next time.

Love,

Me