Thursday, June 28, 2007

A Legend In The Making

The first installment of Pathetic Polka Practice.
Warning: I'm not wearing make-up so don't be scurred.




Yes I suck. (I totally mastered my rock n roll face though, ya gotta give me that!)
But I guarantee you that my one billionth installment of Pathetic Polka Practice, I'll be able to play Free Bird and THEN you'll all be able to say you were there to see The Polkadonna legend from the very beginning!
You'll be like the first toothless redneck who threw moonshine at a young Elvis and yelled at him to stop playing them the coloreds jungle music.

How lucky are you????

8 comments:

Miss-Informed said...

Teehee...
Where are the circus peanuts cause baby it's like being at the fair in the south! It sounds good when you get going. Funny thing is most "ladies" who try to relive their youth go and buy tight revealing clothes or make their daughters be the cheerleader they always wanted to be. You atleast are shooting for something more noble!
I am sure with some lube your fingers will be flying in no time!

J. said...

You are way too fucking cute 'laine. I love it.

tinakala said...

Um, very? Lucky, that is. Polka on, Mrs. Polkadonna.

Webmiztris said...

this made me laugh because it reminds me of how I am when I practice my guitar. I'm all FUUUUUUCK and DAMMIT! every time I screw up....LOL I can hear it, 'laine....you just need to get faster! I bet in a few more Pathetic Polka Practices you'll have it nailed!

kat said...

hot damn your blog is hilarious! hahah... came across it via riss'.. i'll def. be visiting again!

-kat @ http://kat.marikit.net

Judy said...

You definitely rocked that accordian! But I have to agree with you, when you were younger you were even more awesome, if that's even possible.

Kristi said...

And now I love you even more.

Madonna said...

And Elaine takes her first step toward stardom...

Except, of course instead of standing there and shouting "Freebird!", it'll be "Borderline!" :P