The first installment of Pathetic Polka Practice.
Warning: I'm not wearing make-up so don't be scurred.
Yes I suck. (I totally mastered my rock n roll face though, ya gotta give me that!)
But I guarantee you that my one billionth installment of Pathetic Polka Practice, I'll be able to play Free Bird and THEN you'll all be able to say you were there to see The Polkadonna legend from the very beginning!
You'll be like the first toothless redneck who threw moonshine at a young Elvis and yelled at him to stop playing them the coloreds jungle music.
How lucky are you????