Friday, June 29, 2007
Polka-hontas Needs To Stop
No Fan Letter this Friday! Surprised? You shouldn't be, since there hasn't been anything but the "P" word in celebrity news. Because you know doing all that "hard time" has basically turned her into Jesus right? With like a dash of Ghandi...except her tattered robes would totally be made by Prada of course.
Anyways, I'm knee deep in polka training right now and I must apologize for exposing you to my first clumsy steps back into the cruel and harsh world of polka. But ladies and gents, I impressed myself! After taping the first installment of Pathetic Polka Practice, I practiced for another half hour and lo and behold I did it...WITHOUT looking at the music!
So please, partake in the second coming of Amadeus!!!
...except um...I'm playing the accordion...and I don't really write music like he did...and I don't own any fancy wigs with fleas in them...and I'm not a dude...well not in this life anyways, I'm pretty sure I was a gay man in my previous life ...
but I digress...
Okay, so just partake in the musical stylings of Polkadonna:
I can see you're all in awe.
The goal is to eventually zip through the refresher course by the end of July, then learn all the Madonna songs I can after that and then eventually play as her opening act when she tours again. By that time, I'm sure P-Diddy, Jay-Z, Kanye, Timbaland, etc. will be knocking down my door to do a collaboration of some type dontcha think?
I promise to thank all the little people when I accomplish my goal because shiiiiiittt..I AM a little people!
Have a great weekend everyone!!
Try not to bombard my email with requests for my rock n roll polka cd okay?