There are rare pockets in time where I am rendered completely and totally speechless.
After seeing the video below, I've hit one of those pockets. Please watch it and we'll have a short discussion after the show. Enjoy.
I don't kn....
what the fu???
Well, my first question would have to be why oh why are they gang banging an ottoman?
I don't think it wanted any of their action and yet there they were.. one after another, seemingly appearing out of nowhere, introducing themselves then taking their turn to defile and degrade the innocent little ottoman.
Ottoman: Don't you guys KNOW what an ottoman is?!? I'm here for your COMFORT not for your PLEASURE! Please....
stop....oh god there's more...
no...oh ...oh...egads this one smells of gym socks!!!....
someone help me! WHEN WILL IT END???
Wall: Shut up and take it Ottoman! Say you want more! Holy shit, they're headed our way!!!!
What next??! A coffee table snuff film?
And can you imagine the little production meeting on this one?
Humpty doo dah: Okay guys..here's my idea. Let's make a tape of us being super sexy!
DJ Dry Humps: Yeah! Yeah! and and you know what would make it really sexy and manly..we should all be sexy together!
NoPubes Pimp: Oh hells ya! I think we would really turn up the sexy if we show the ladies our bedroom moves right after P.E...that way we be all musky and sweaty and shit...
Squirrel Nuts: So where should we do it? OH SNap! I said "do it". hahahahaha!!
(laughter and high fives while passing around the Cool Ranch Cornnuts)
DJ Dry Humps: I'll put on some really sexy tunes and we can just...well videotape our moves...together!
Humpty Doo Dah: Oh yeah! We are going to BLOW up on Youtube. We're gonna get all the ladies...and their mommas too!
DJ Dry Humps: Now, just to make sure, we're all doing this together right? In one room?
Squirrel Nuts: Let's do it tomorrow!
NoPubes Pimp: At my house!
DJ Dry Humps: Together!..yeah! Then..then..we'll all take showers at my house together afterwards k?
DJ Dry Humps: Well... I mean,..not ALL together in the shower...maybe two at a time...but it would save on the water bill if we all did it together .....I mean there is a drought......and we kind of all have to do our part to conserve...and stuff.
So readers? Thoughts? Comments? What the hell is this video about and who/what were they making it for?
Whatever the case may be, I have to go take a hot scalding shower now....