Wow.
I was going to do an emergency Fan Letter Saturday.
But really this is SO not funny anymore. This is truly like watching a car crash in slow motion. What I'm wondering is...where are her friends? family? shit...where's her publicist or at least the people who depend on her to make money?? Don't they watch their product? Obviously this girl is coo coo for cocoa puffs..and giving the world a front row seat as her downward spiral gains momentum from her new aerodynamic globe of a head. Last I checked, hitting rock bottom (shaving her head and getting two tattoos) can be done AT HOME. Have the assistant run down to Wal-Mart to grab you some cheetohs and and hair clippers, call a few peeps to get a tattoo artist to pay you a visit and put on "Bad Day" in a continuous loop on your Ipod and go crazy....literally. Why go walking around in public making sure the paparazzi has documented your demise?
I was about to feel sorry for her, but you know what? Bitch needs to stay home with her TWO kids. One of which is an INFANT. You had a good run, made some money, now go HOME. Those poor kids didn't ask for this crap....but I guess to do that, you'd have to think about someone besides yourself and I don't think she does that much.
Someone PLEASE take her kids. Can someone get Mia Farrow on the line? She's still in the adopting scene right? How about Angelina? Does she adopt Caucasian kids? Hell..I'll even take Kevin Federline at this point! Or hey, drop them off at my house or something...the worst that could happen is that little Sean Preston might know the whole routine from "Vogue," by the time he leaves my house, which could pose for some serious middle school ass whoopin'...(not that he would avoid the ass whoopin' anyway considering who his parents are.)
Okay. I'm done. Let's hope someone shoots her with a tranquilizer gun soon and wraps her up in a nice, cozy white shirt with reaaaallly long sleeves...with cute little buckles in the back........
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I don't know what to say......
It's just no fun making fun of someone who makes it so........easy.
I am concerned at this point. I hope someone reaches out to her and she excepts the help. I cannot imagine what a head trip it would be to be that famous. She really is going off the deep end. Her poor kids. Her poor sanity.
Yeah...FedEx is on his way to full custody. Isn't there a way they can put her in rehab & MAKE her stay??
I honestly don't know how to feel.
On one hand, the girl has real issues. Has for some time, too. Anyone who thinks her outrageous, get attention at all costs (then turning around and crying that she wants to be left alone) has been hiding under a rock. Same with her substance abuse issues. For years now she has looked like someone abusing alcohol and/or drugs.
On the other hand, it's kind of hard to feel pity for someone whose demons are affecting the safety and wellbeing of two children - children that she clearly was not prepared to bring into this world. And it pisses me off that she is dragging her kids through this crap...
(And people wanted to question whether Madonna could raise kids?!)
Adding to my mixed feelings is being subjected to years of this woman's crap. Her bad music. Her antics. Her ignorance. Her immaturity. Her Bush ass-kissing. Her do as I say, not as I do "role-modeling" to the youth. Stupid statements like saying she likes traveling to overseas places "like Canada".
Her BS is so out of hand she's actually turned K-Fed into a sympathetic figure. Yikes!
I hope for her kid's sake she gets some help. I don't see that happening, though. As much as I think her Sinead O'Britney hairdo is an act of insanity, I think it's an act of CYA - hard to test hair follicles for drugs when you shave your head, after all. And if Britney is clean and sober, I am the real Madonna.
Plus, I can't rule out the (likely) possibility that Britney Shear's latest stunt is a way to get the world to look away from CSI: Anna Nicole and look at her instead...
Anyone out there still think Madge dropping Britney like a sack of potatoes had anything to do with Kabbalah? Perhaps it indeed had everything to do with seeing a lunatic who was a danger to her children (as I suggested last year)...
Britney, get some help before you get your kids killed. Then do us a favor and go away.
Don't go be bad, 'cause you've been had. Don't go be sad. Don't go away mad. Just go away, Britney.
Serio. I don't even know what to say about her. She's almost making K-Fed look kinda normal, or something.
It's scary and sad.
I can't figure out if she's just gone mad or if she's trying to be like Madonna was back in the day when everything she did was crazy just to grab everyone's attention.
You're right. It's not funny anymore. Which is why I didn't make fun of her and the cheap hooker wig she was sporting this weekend.
But I was tempted.
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