Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Forgive a Midge.....


I'm currently knee deep in work (closin' my first house BIATCH!! woot woot!) and my in-laws are in town this week, so pretty please excuse the lack of posting....even though "technically" this is a post. It's going to be a lame one. I have nothing to say except for the fact that I'm so tired that I'm delusional.

So blah blah.. I'm going to pass out.. blah blah...Fergie's a dude...blah blah..holy shit I could use a big bowl of ice cream...blah blah...do I even WANT to know WHO Danity Kane is??...blah blah blah...virus protection manufacturers are the ones that actually make the virus...blah blah blah...I need a haircut...blab blah blah.. I need another cup of coffee..blah blah blah...where's my money??...blah blah blah...kiss it...blah blah blah...Janet, Michael and Latoya are the same person...blah blah blah...did I mention I need more coffee? blah blah...I tried to watch Dancing with the Stars but it triggered my gag reflex too much....blah blah blah....Oprah is ignoring me...blah blah blah....

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Gravy.

I'll be back with a more coherent post when I've had some sleep.

12 comments:

jali said...

Stop beating me to the good stuff. Your blah-blah posts are better than my 'thought about it' shit!

I've never seen Michael and Latoya in the same place at the same time.

Fergie is soooo much a dude!

Softball Slut said...

I love your picture!! Who needs sleep when you have caffiene? I was totally going to say something witty and then I forgot, damn illnesses.

Miss-Informed said...

Too funny. I can totally relate on the wonderin' of Who Is Danity Kane? Why just yesterday I pondered it but like you I didn't take it a step further then the random ponderings. Hmmm, maybe you will. If so let me know.

Kim said...

Congrats on closing on your first house. You're RICH now!!!!!

NeverEnough said...

I think Fergie's a guy too.

When is the housewarming party?!

popfizz said...

hey woman.
just when you thought it was safe....im back.

sorry about your gag reflex. we would never make it as a couple.

J. said...

blahblahblahwakethefuckupblahblahblah ...

Lightning Bug's Butt said...

Poor kid won't be able to see his own pecker by the time puberty arrives.

karaoke queen said...

http://www.bakabonz.com/NG/

Just a little sumtin to relieve your boredom. The promised link to Japanese rockabilly.

tooners said...

i hope that's a photoshopped t-shirt!

fergie a guy?! sometimes she pees standing up! or so i've read! ;)

Softball Slut said...

I come late to your site eagerly awaiting Fan Letter Friday. And WHat do I have. NOTHING. SAME FAT KID.

Elaine said...

Jali: please girl. Your posts leave this one in the dust. this isn't good stuff at all. This is bottom of the candy jar crap.. you know, where all the ribbon candy have melted together into one rock hard fossil. yeah, that's the crap I'm bloggin' 'bout lately. (yawn)..so very tired.

Softballslut: I need a caffeine IV.

Missinformed: I saw a quick picture of Danity Kane when I logged onto myspace I think its a band that pdiddy put together and that was all my brain would allow for that useless info.

kim: SCHERIOUSLY. If I knew selling three houses in CA. would equal up to my yearly salary from last year, I would have done this sooner!

neverenough: Fergie is SUCH a dude. and no, the house wasn't for me. I sold a house to a couple, but they better be inviting me to the housewarming. :P

fizzy poo poo: you're back! Okay, now this uncontrollable butt clench will go away. I have come to a conclusion that it is an unfortunate side effect from having Fizz Withdrawals.

J: blahblahblahsendmea46ouncestarbuckslatteblahblahblah

Lbb: I think I know that guy.

karaokequeen: still can't believe that Japanese and Rockabilly co-exist in the same world. I must go see! Wheeee!

tooners: Fergie shook her pee pee at me, once she finished peeing on my face...oh shi...did I just type that out loud?!?!?!?

softballslut: seriously. I'm barely breathing ovah here and you want me to be witty?!?!? The Fat Kid is all I got!!!!