Saturday, August 12, 2006

Let The Polka Begin!!!

A quick Saturday post to show off what my hubby got me for my birthday...(no its not a new hip or Depends smartasses.)

It's THIS:

OH baby baby!! Ain't she done PUUURTY!! (I went hillbilly on you there I got so excited!!) I love the color and its BRAND NEW! Hubby went on the downlow and dipped his finger into the Devil's ass (ebay) I think. I don't know where else he could possibly get a brand new accordion! But who cares! Not only am I having a mild heart attack over the fact that hubby actually THOUGHT AHEAD OF TIME (doesn't happen often...much like Halley's comet, I blame the testosterone as always) but he also managed to pick out the exact color I've been wanting (Pearl gray) and he even knew (or got lucky) to get me the one with the 48 bass buttons because any larger and I wouldn't be able to carry it, let alone play the fucker. It's still in shipping because hey, hubby doesn't think THAT far ahead, but whatever, he THOUGHT AHEAD. woot woot and now I gots me a brand new, purty, virgin accordion!! HOOO wee!! Once I get my now 30 year OLD paws on this sucker........
Show of hands.... who's ready for some Like A Virgin midgetized by yours truly!??
Of course you are!
The question is, WHO ISN'T ready for that??!!

Thanks Brad, for humoring your old wife. :D


Laurie said...

I want a mixed tape.

That is all.

Happy Birthday, girlie!!!!


NeverEnough said...

Unbelievable!! Can't wait to hear what the old girl can do!

Jenne Lou said...

Happy Birthday!!

I saw a woman playing the accordion on the streets of Burlington, Vermont the other day, and I thought it was the coolest thing EVER.

Just sayin'

Kim said...

Wow!! Go Brad!!!

Happy Birthday!!

IDigHootchAndCootch said...

If you're taking requests I'd like to hear Vogue.

Let your body go with the flow.
you know. you. can do it.

Happy birthday!!

Some Random Girl said...


Elaine said...

Laurie: haha! hey girl remember when we used to steal packs of blank tapes while we were working for Kmart and taped Guns and Roses songs off the radio??!?! Parachute Pants rule.

neverenough; ol' girl can jam. you just wait.. you'll wanna start a polkadonna club

jenna lou: thanks girl!! I make some accordion magic with me, P Diddy and Kanye West will want to collaborate with me on their next album.

Kim: thanks girl!

Idighootch: I take all Madonna requests... I'll make sure and make that one of the first songs i learn once I get it. Promise to have a beer and sing along when I play okay?

somerandomgirl: ..........
(I'm shutting the fuck up).....;P

J. said...


You best be putting up some video shit of your sexy self playing that.

Softball Slut said...

I want "Into the Groove" please. You rawk!! Happy birthday

karaoke queen said...

Woo hoo!! I expect to hear some tunes on your site :) Oh yeah baby!

Judy said...

Can I be your back up dancer?

Lightning Bug's Butt said...

Hold up. You play the accordion? In what kind of universe does this make sense?

Also, happy happy birthday, Elaine.

Kim said...

Somewhere out there, Mr. Pulumbo is swelling with pride...

Madonna said...

Mama's got a squeeze box she wears on her chest..


So, can you play "Material Girl" on it yet? :P