Monday, January 16, 2006

For once....NOTHING...

"I'm all blooooged out...over youuuuuuuu..."(do we remember Lisa Lisa and The Cult Jam kiddies?? Points to whoever got the tune I'm trying to sing to.)

Anyways, what a great time to be tagged by Alyson and Kim, since I have nothing to blog about today. So here goes:

2 Names I go by:

1. Mama
2. Babe or Lainey

2 parts of your heritage:

1. Filipino
2. Smidge of Chinese somewhere in my ankle...

2 Things That Scare You:

1. Bugs or anything that "scuttles."
2. Heights. Yet, I'm the first person that will get on the extremely high, rickety, super fast "put together by drunk carnies" ride. I love soiling my pants. Its liberating.

2 of Your Everyday Essentials:

1. Coffee with Irish Cream.
2. Watching "Friends" reruns. ( I still laugh like a hyena even though I've seen every episode at least 50 times).

2 Things You Are Wearing Right Now:

1. "Buddha is my Homeboy" t-shirt
2. Camouflage Pajama pants.
(FASHIONISTA!!!)

2 Of Your Favorite Bands Or Musical Artists:

1. Madonna
2. Elvis
(that was a surprise wasn't it??)

2 Favorite Songs (At the Moment)

1. Sorry (Madonna)
2. Hollah Back Girl (Gwen Stefani...I have no choice in this one, Maddy demands to hear it everyday..."mama, ala back gurl?" ala back gurl?")

2 Things You Want In A Relationship (other than real love):

1. Lots of Laughs
2. Someone that can discuss bowel movements and the meaning of life all in the same conversation.

2. Truths:

1. I am NEVER without my bra. I have it on constantly and sometimes, I even forget to take it off before I go to bed. I'm deathly afraid of saggy boobies. Probably from watching too much National Geographic with all the naked tribewomen and their boobies swaying near their toes.

2. I dislike being late. So much so, that I would rather NOT show up than show up 10 to 15 minutes late.

2 Physical Things That Appeal to You (in the opposite sex):

1. Nice broad shoulders with matching arms and neck. (NOTHING is worse than seeing a guy with big broad shoulders and a skinny ninny neck to top it off.. what a waste of good shoulders..)

2. Clean feet with nice toes. Preferably no hair on top of it.. ogod, ex-boyfriend FLASHBACKS!!

2 Of Your Favorite Hobbies:

1. Reading a good book
2. Dancing/Karaoke with good girlfriends!

2 Things You Want Really Badly:

1. Move to a REAL HOUSE in Point Loma.. (about two or three years, got the squeeze the $ out of our condo first)

2. Re-new my vows with Brad on our 10 year anniversary. Our first wedding sucked big fat hairy balls. I never got "my day" to feel like a princess..waaaahhhh!!!!

2 Places You Want To Go On Vacation:

1. Hawaii/Jamaica..someplace with sand, surf and drinks with little umbrellas
2. Go to Europe again but this time stay a lot longer and skip on France. Stinkin' snooty French idiots. They can take their quiche' and shove if up their arse. Viva La Italy!!!

2 Things You Want To Do Before You Die:

1. Do some stand up comedy during amateur night at the Comedy Club....my balls have yet to grow this big.. but I really really want to do it someday.

2. See the 7 (or is it 8?) wonders of the world. Scratch that, figure out if its seven or eight wonders before going.. doy.

2 ways that you are stereotypically a chick:

1. I cry at weddings and at anything remotely sad on t.v. or a movie.
2. I love to watch chick flicks.

2 Things That You Are Thinking Right Now:

1. I should really change out of my pajamas at some point.
2. I hope I don't have any more work coming my way today, but no, I need the hours.. I'm so torn.

2 Stores You Shop At:

1. Target
2. Anchor Blue

2 People You'd Like To Take This Quiz:

1. Debi
2. Riss

6 comments:

Shannon Bieger said...

Ok, so many thoughts...

LOL "scuttles" ** I STILL LMAO when Phoeobe "sings" along with Ross and his bagpipes. ** LOL at Maddy wanting to hear Hollah Back Girl! ** I hate being braless too! I'm way more uncomfortable without it then with it. And it's not even like my knockers are that big! ** I would never have guessed either of your sterotypical girly facts!

Elaine said...

Shannon, you didn't hear me sobbing away like a big giant girl during your wedding??? Because I was! A HUGE snotty mess...

OMIGOD, i DIE laughing when Phoebe sings along with Ross' bagpipes. Ogod. Even thinking about it makes me crack up...

Kim said...

Glad I am not the only weirdo that hates being braless! :)

Alyson said...

OK, apparently I'm the odd woman out. I take my bra off like SECONDS into the door! But, I have to admit, it's probably only because I am SuperHypochondriac (SP?). I heard that if you leave your bra on too long, that your lymph nodes don't drain correctly and you put yourself at risk for breast cancer. I also believe I might develop Leprosy someday. So, there goes my credibility.

I heard Madonna had a special sleep bra made. Go figger.

Shannon Bieger said...

LOL No, I did not hear you crying during my wedding! Awwww, you big sentimental smush!

LMAO Alyson....LEPROSY?? I think you're just trying to make Jesus love you best of all.

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