I think I have only found one other person who puts a personality on numbers. (hello fellow nutcase Debi!)
I know.. a majority of you out there are like.. "HUH??"
I'm not even going to explain myself, I'm just going to jump right into it. Join me won't you???
ONE: female, attractive, very bitchy and standoffish. Has a secret crush on TWO.
TWO: male, very personable, charming, a total player, knows ONE has a crush on him and constantly teases and flirts with her.
THREE: male, a little on the chubby side, quiet guy, Good friends with TWO, kind of like TWO's wingman. Girls like talking to THREE but once they see TWO, he's out of the picture. Has a secret crush on ONE.
FOUR: older female, somewhat of a prude, shy but nice. She's rather plain looking but has that "girl next door" quality about her that other numbers find irresistable. Four kind of digs Five and Ten.
FIVE: Male, A lot like John Goodman. Totally a jolly fat guy and he LOVES Four. But then again, what number doesn't??
SIX: Female, Six is like porn star hot and she knows it. a bit of a tease and plays hard to get but everyone knows that you compliment her enough, she'll totally put out. Has a wierd crush on Five. She likes the "father figure" type that he is because she's never really had a dad. Six has issues OK??
SEVEN: Conservative, banker type, quiet and shady. Has a sick fascination for Six. Totally flirts with her like he's nice but really he just wants to dominate her and leave her begging for more because he HATES the fact that she puts off his advances. Seven is kind of a dick.
EIGHT: All around nice guy. Matt Lauer type. A good talker, educated and a good conversationalist. Has a thing for Nine AND Ten. Eight is as Bi as they come.
NINE: Has a thing for eight too but she thinks he doesn't like her because she's a bit overweight. She really isn't though. Her self image of herself is all wacked out. She's got issues too...
TEN: A burly guy. Quiet, unassuming, and totally the guy you want to be stuck in the forest with because he could make an awesome house with just a pocket knife and some fishing line. A handy man. Think the Brawny Paper Towel Guy. Has a crush on Four and Nine but too shy to tell either of them.
... so yeah...that's what I mean by giving my numbers personalities (and little LOVE triangles apparently!!).
I'm ready for my straight jacket now.