Recognition is to AttentionWhores as Cheetohs is to Britney Spears...

...Or something like that.

Didn't you hate that part of the english test?

Hotdog is to Bun as:

A. Pen is to Pencil
B. Engine is to Car
C. John's Penis is to Mary's Vajayjay.

Guess the answer and get a prize!
Okay not really.
I'm just trying to get a point across people.

Anyways, the fine folks over at Ask And Ye Shall Receive reviewed my blog recently and as much as I don't like attention (I just heard all of you laugh out loud, in unison.) the attentionwhore in me ...which is a very small section of the otherwise humble and meek individual that I am..was pleased with the results.
Check out the awesome review they gave me, then come back here and pat me on the back....
lower....

lower....

..oh yea.

right there.

pat harder.

faster!

Faster!!

yes!!!

YES!!!!!


whew.

I usually don't submit my blog for stuff like this because I secretly like that I don't have tons of readers or get nominated for a blog award (which I didn't even know existed until some of the blogs I read got nominated. They have awards for EVERYTHING these days..but some blogs out there are BRILLIANTLY written and deserve it. CP for example. I just love her.) But in the long run, that type of thing just puts too much pressure on me to be clever all the time and to be honest, most of the time, I'm just mildly amusing if not background noise. I did submit it to Ask And Ye Shall Receive because they were especially harsh, funny and to the point, which I like. They weren't pleased with my background color but I'm keeping it vomity orange for now because it reminds me a lot of college..(college=vomit) and Tijuana Mexico (same equation, Tijuana Mexico=vomit). So I'm sticking to the gross background color. I am; however, going to take out the google ads. It was one of those seemingly million dollar ideas that never pan out. I think they owe me six bucks though.
Bastard Google.

So to sum up....
Midgets Love Attention.

Thank you.