If I win, I might do a Bushman's hanky all over myself...

EDIT: Go vote on my video now! (5 stars only - Lie to me! Help me win ;p)

Bushman's hanky : Emitting nasal mucus by placing one index finger on the outside of the nose (thus blocking one nostril) and blowing. - Koalanet.com

So here goes nuttin!.....below is my video application for the Best Job In The World. It was especially tough to try and fit everything I wanted to say in one minute because if you think I'm long winded in my posts, you should talk to me in person - sometimes I start feeling around my own back to see if there's an off switch somewhere. No luck thus far.

I did manage to put in most of what I wanted to say in the video - just a little taste of the midge and a whiff of the sour sick smell permeating from my brain that you all voluntarily partake in every week when you come (by your own volition!) and read my blog. What's wrong with you people? (I'm talking to you 5 readers out there. seriously. get some help.) I'm hoping that the judges are a little sick like all of you and like my video.

They will be choosing 50 top applicants in March - at that time, those 50 applicants will also be voted on by the public so that one 'wild card' can go to the interview. They are picking a total of 11 people to interview in May and hopefully when July rolls around - we'll be packing our backs to go to Australia! (and I'll be grabbing my nutsack in Missouri's direction.)

Good Australian vibes guys....send them my way mate! ;p