Mr. Bush was causing a commotion at a press conference in Dubya and revealed his cat-like reflexes!
In the middle of the press conference a reporter proceeded to throw two of his shoes at President Bush who dodges them surprising ease. I have to admit, I was impressed. I think Mr. Bush missed his calling as a prize fighter. Quick left! Quick right! Stick! Move! Jab jab! He could give Pacquiao a run for his money! Mr. Bush already functions as if he's punch drunk anyways, so no amount of hits to the head could affect him.
What am I talking about? No one would be able to catch Mr. George "Slick Weaver" Bush.
'Slick Weaver Bush.' I think I saw that movie on Showtime at like 2:00 in the morning...