Friday, May 16, 2008

Wayne Newton is the picture of natural beauty.

Fan Letter Friday has such a nice ring to it, but in reality it's probably the most inconvenient day to have it as far as my schedule goes. What I'm trying to say is, I gots shits to do today AND tonight, so FLF will be FLS (Fan Letter Saturday).

Meanwhile, I leave you with this picture of Wayne Newton to hold you over. He has a face that writes it own fan letter friday. Do you guys think he's had any plastic surgery??????
(my cup of sarcasm just spilled on my lap).



In case you're wondering what I'm really doing instead of writing FLF, I'm sitting in my pajamas, drinking my coffee and anxiously waiting for these guys to come on the Today Show.


(my 13 year old self just squealed something incoherent at Donnie...SWOON.)

7 comments:

Kim said...

I personally love his hair. His Mystic Tan is nice, too.

Caroline said...

Why does the word "cadaver" immediately come to mind? What the hell is with the waxy sheen on his forehead? Why do his eyes look so unlifelike? What is UP with this guy???

Lizzle said...

I know that's a picture of "actual" Wayne, but seriously, if you were to post a side by side viewing of "actual" Wayne, and the wax figure of Wayne from Madame Tussaud's I highly doubt ANYONE could tell the difference... In fact, have we established for sure that he's not really just one of those creepy animatronic figures functioning autonomously?

ConverseMomma said...

I went on a cruise when I was in the 10th grade. The new kids were on it. Unfortunately, I wasn't fans. But, I did meet them. Don't hate me!

Franki said...

I wish he'd cover up some of that chest with gold chains or something. Can you explain the New Kids phenomenon? Why is everyone all atwitter?

Immoral Matriarch said...

Wow. I've been inexplicably horny all day today and seeing Wayne just nipped that. Then seeing Joey brought it back so I don't even think this was worth mentioning...

And funny sidebar - my CAPTCHA is ugmo

Yo Momma said...

kim, caroline and lizzle: I'm telling you guys he's the for real version of weekend at bernies. A total animatronic man for sure!

conversemomma: you mean?? you were??? near?? Donnie?? heart palpitations dahling..heart palpitations.

franki: you know, it's not that they're GORGEOUS (but let me tell you I'd soooo let Donnie tap it), its just the fact that they remind me of a time when all I worried about was how to tackle the cheerleader bitch at Spencer's who was holding the last NKOTB giant button that I HAD to have. I was a ruthless groupie.

immoral: Joey is lookin' mighty fine these days. And seriously, Danny's face is so wrong its right and paired with that body...its almost taboo.