Thursday, January 03, 2008

Cheater, Cheater, Cut The Peter!

Remember that saying, "Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman's Scorn?" No truer words have ever been spoken and yet somehow, there are still a handful of "guys" (I shant call them men because real men know better) still think they are immune to this rule.

This vid clip below is of Hu Ziwei, the wife of a Chinese sports anchor Zhang Bin. She called his ass out at an Olympic event last week and accused her husband of cheating on her. She basically told the press, (in a very elegant manner if I may add):

"Today is a special day for The Olympic Channel, and a special day for Mr. Zhang Bin, and for me too. Because just two hours ago, I found out that besides me, Mr. Zhang Bin has been maintaining an improper relationship with another woman."

See? How elegant this wonderful woman is? "improper" relationship. I love it.

In Jerry Springer English, that translates to:

"You ain't no playah bitch. I caught your stupid ass screwin' that skank down the corner!
You better get yo shit outta mah trailer!!"


Anonymous said...

Wow -- she was not about to be moved or quieted until she was damn will good and ready. Good for her.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, I still type like I'm ten -- how about damn wEll good and ready... :O)

jali said...

I'm still like I'm ten...

As you said, classy. Busted on the news - good stuff!

Joseph said...

Um, honey, let's talk about your tag line. While I acknowledge that indiscreet infidelity is horrible and all, I dare say that nothing short of genocide warrants a song like, "Cheater, cheater, CUT THE PETER!!" You sort of lost me at hello.