Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Being Sick Sucks....

...but being pregnant at 16 probably sucks a little more.

Can I get a round of applause for Lynn Spears' parenting!!

What was she doing with a live-in 19 year old boyfriend anyways?!? Isn't that illegal? And really, are they surprised? What did they think a 19 year old and a 16 year old were doing with their nights? Playing Mad Libs and posting bulletins on Myspace? (because everyone knows that's what married people in their 30s do. Duh.)

Anyways, I'm sick so eating a bowl of hot chicken soup and watching bad daytime television is about as exciting as it gets for me today. However, I wasn't so sick that I couldn't write the Spears a Mommy Dearest letter.

Hurry and go there, I'm pretty sure this blog is contagious.


SHADOW said...

I cracked up when I read the first line. HA HA HA, I KNEW you were going to have a field day with this one. I found out last night and with all these knocked up people (Aguliera, Alba, Lilly Allen, Spears, Ritche just to name a few), I got sad and thought for a minute... Am I the only one that isn't getting any action around here? Damn I need to get knocked up ASAP. It's the 'IN' thing now.

Get better soon, hun.

SHADOW said...

Oh, that goes for you too! Get to working on Munchkin #2 STAT!

Joseph said...

I hope you feel better, darling. I'm sending crates of Kaballah Water and The Light to you right now.
Love, Giuseppe

Tug said...

Funny how the publisher pulled Mama Spear's parenting book, huh?

FEEL BETTER...daytime TV sucks the big one.

Yo Momma said...

shadow: girl are you psychic? The hubster and I were just discussing the whole munchkin number two thing the other day. Your next project? Lotto numbers. what are they woman!?!?!

Joey: ah joey my love, you always know how to make me feel better. :)

Tug: Thanks! And yes, daytime t.v. does suck.....i think it made me sicker! ;p

Madonna said...

It is a known fact that there is only one good thing on dayime television. DREW! DREW! DREW! DREW!

As far as the newest member of the dumb, immature and knocked up club: Is there any doubt left what an utter failure and parasite Lynne Spears truly is? One fucked-up, drugged-out child who popped out two kids, and another knocked up at 16.

I'm also convinced the mainstream media truly is too far gone at this point. I go to the other night and what is the headline story? "What to tell your kids about Jamie Lynn Spears." Not Iraq. Not Bush's attempts to fool us into a war with Iran. Not even Corporate Christmas Uber Alles.

One thing is for sure: After this year, I will NEVER use the word spear again. From this point forward, I'll merely refer to said weapon as a long, pointed, stabby item that resembles a javelin. That word has been forever ruined, just like the city in France, and the hotel where they taped Let's Make A Deal.

I do hope you are feeling better soon.

Lizzle said...

OMG I just had a moment of brilliance! An epiphany as it were.

I think it is time to call off the writers' strike and set the wheels in motion for a Lifetime Television made for TV movie based on the tragic life and parenting style of one Lynne Spears.

(Oh and when the strike is over and this comes to fruition, I am so going to cite this comment as evidence that I came up with this idea, and collect my check! The residuals alone will support my family into perpetuity!)