Saturday, November 10, 2007

Middle America Be Warned: A Brown Girl Cometh Your Way

So I'm off to Missouri today to visit the in-laws for about a week. It's also deer season, so Viking Hubby and his family are all in town so we kind of do thanksgiving at the same time as well since everyone is already there.

I'll blog more when I get there. but it is the Midwest so my posts will probably look a lot like this...

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cold.

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people stare at the brown girl when she goes to wal-mart.
(is she chinese or japanese???..oh that right thur is so and so's wife.....Californian. Hmph. They're all gay over there ya know. Damn city folk.)

...cold.


...a heavy jacket? Why would I own one of those?


..fuck its cold. When do I get to wear my flip flops.


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...why yes I will have another scoop of gravy on my plate thank you. Oh no, don't worry about the pie on there, you can put the gravy on that too.

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..yeeha.

8 comments:

SHADOW said...

You's is soo wrong! LOL!

CP said...

You need to inject those bitches with some cul-CHA! They just don't know, big freakin' moose hunters.

CP.

Madonna said...

Cold weather rocks. Especially after this summer we had. Besides, it's good boot weather.

Have fun on your trip!

Webmiztris said...

last week it finally got cold enough that I had to stop wearing my sandals. I am NOT a happy camper!!

Tug said...

Um.....have fun???

I just want you to know that I have worked YEARS to make it fashionable to wear flip flops with winter coats & sweatshirts. in the snow.

Yes, I do. My feet are very claustrophobic. ;-)

karen said...

Watch out for the ground blizzards. If someone says 'OOF DA' that means, FUCK! Watch out for the food...gravy on your pie is no kidding up there. Get some good booze and hoard it: you'll be needing it about 2 days in. Good Luck

Anonymous said...

Its not pronounced "Misoori" its pronounced "Misery". Nuff said.

Great blog BTW!!

OMYWORD! said...

I found you on BlogRush and laughed my butt off. I wish you a velly nice holiday trip.

Meanwhile, my pea brain either can't find your RSS feed or you don't have one...and the subscribe by email link just spins and goes nowhere. This of course, can be entirely my fault, as I languish in a cheap hotel in Paris, stealing somebody else's Internet. But I don't wanna lose track of you so, when you get back and have fixed the frost bite on your flip flopped toes, come by my blog and tell me where to go. Um. So to speak. I need all the laughs I can git.