A Chili Dog eating contest with Mariah Carey would have been a much better "comeback" performance than this weird, half drunk, half coma, lip synced performance:
She DARED start it off with Elvis' song "Trouble." Puhlease. Even at his fattest, Elvis still rocked the house..granted the stage was covered in bacon grease afterwards...he gave it his all. Britney couldn't even be bothered to wake up.
Someone from Britney's inner circle of "yes" men/women tell her it is time to cash in, go home and just rest. You can't even make fun of it anymore because it is so tragic to have a front row seat to this shit. Downward spiral is now in full effect. After the horrible reviews she got immediately after she performed, I don't even want to think about what this girl is going to do next. Hopefully, if she hasn't completely pickled her brain in vodka and red bull, she'll just go into hiding. And ...dare I say it...I hope K-Fed gets full custody of those poor kids because ol' girl needs some serious help.
On a side note....damn! I thought Timbaland was fat?
Where did he get those guns?
And I guess we know who his workout partner is....
Holy Jeebus! Do they have side jobs for the NFL now? What the?!?! MMmmm mmmm mmm. Looks like 50 Cent has got some competition! Wowza. And MAYBE they can all get together and take turns beating Kanye West's yapping vaginer!
Overall, the MTV Awards was kind of ADD this year. The performances in "different suites" and what not. It was amusing, but really nothing new.
Remember when MTV stood for "Music Television" and not "Mediocre Reality Television?"
And I'm sorry but after Lil' Mama showed up dressed as a baby:
it was ruined for me. Nothing can top that outfit.
Except maybe for this:
Sarah Silverman's imitation of Brit Brit's vajayjay.
"Amy Winehouse is Jewish right? Isn't she? Because if she's not, someone should tell her face." - Sarah Silverman.