Old People Are So Unreliable...

Yes, I'm getting lazy in my old age.
I have no excuse.

I started writing it...and then I saw the video below and slowly imploded inside. It's entertaining BECAUSE its disturbing.









First, whilst dancing...he dropped it like its hot. Oh my word.
Second, is he at the YMCA or something? I don't think anyone has a soda machine in their kitchen unless you're like Britney Spears or Kelly Osborne or someone who needs a forklift to get out of the front door.....
Third, I think it's safe to say that if any of you have a little boy, do NOT, I repeat, DO NOT let him listen to Beyonce. Some wierd Estrogen frequency emanates from her cds which sucked every last ounce of testostorone from this poor young lad.

Fan Letter Friday will be back next week when I'm done filling out the Deal Or No Deal Application.
One question asks, "what's the most outrageous thing you've ever done?"
Why does the word "outrageous" makes me want to challenge the Misfits to a sing off? (Jem people.. remember Jem..she was truly outragous? Never mind.)
Also, I'm assuming they mean outragous as in "ooh I flashed a traffic cop" type of outragous right? Not, "I videotaped guys in college chokin their little generals in the parking lot while I laughed in the background" type of outragous. Right? I mean, its like a family show, so I assume my "Drunk Guy's Gone Wild" production era (and what an era it was) would be frowned upon yes?
I'm so confused.
Am I spelling outragous right?
It's starting to look wierd.
OUTrageous.
OutRAGous.
TRULY.
OUTRAGEOUS.

oh..I forgot the E..that's why ....
I'm too lazy to go back and spellcheck so I'll just call myself on it.

Does anyone have a big fat special brownie?
Please. Fed-Ex a bitch a brownie will ya?