Sunday, August 20, 2006

Retardo Montalbon Strikes THRICE!!

I was getting SICK of my old blog template kicking my sidebar to the bottom, CP fixed it for me, but like the Super Retardo Montalbon that I am, I managed to screw it up AGAIN (literally within one post) and AGAIN, it looked all kinds of screwed up (via Explorer Browser..Firefox was my pal through and through though.)

In an effort to try and redeem myself, I attempted to revamp my blog to a simpler and neater template ala MINIMALIST (or as Debi would say.. miniminimmlist..with lots of tongue wagging involved whilst saying the word.) and dum da da dum RETARDO MONTALBON struck again!! THIS TIME my sidebar was just fine but my blog posts were kicking itself way way down. I was thisfuckingclose to quitting blogging altogether, I was so damn frustrated with all the HTML Hyroglyphics booshit! In a last ditch effort to save the vomit that is my blog, I reached out to yet another fellow blogger J from talking2myself and WALA!! She fixed it!

I love you J! THANK YOU MUCHO!!

So yeah, this post was nothing but a big ol sloppy smooch to J and apologies to CP for screwing up what she fixed for me last time. This is for both of you:
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Let's hope Retardo Montalbon doesn't strike again and this blog will be error and pop up free for a real long time.

So, in summary...

1. Bloggers are some of the most "awesomemest" people I've ever NOT met! (this tribute warranted a made up word to describe the fabulosity of my fellow bloggers out there..."fabulosity" however IS a real word..seriously, ask P Diddy.)

2. Simple is sometimes better...(and not so much of an eyesore.)

3. You must say MINIMALIST with lots of tongue wagging and extra L's in between.

4. Gravy makes everything taste better.

5. Technically, Retardo Montalbon only struck twice, but I liked the word "thrice" better and feel the need to use it for absolutely no reason except for the fact that it rhymes with "rice." And rice is good.

So yeah...
no idea where I'm going with that...

6. AND Finally, HTML coding and blogger can seriously kiss the fattest part of my ass.

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Thank you.


Kim said...

Oh happy day... the popups are gone!!!! (I like the new layout.) =)

Jenne Lou said...

I too like the new layout.

And Retardo Montalban is way fun to say....much like "Easy Peezy Lemon Squeezy", which I totally had stuck in my head for the longest time.

Uh oh. I bet it is back.


Laurie said...

Uh....have you READ my archives from last holiday season????


I am...

.... agravywhore!!!

If I could get away with putting it on EVERYTHING, I would. No lie.

I make homemade gravy during Thanksgiving and Christmas, with the turkey drippings....

I think I just had an orgasm.

Excuse me.

J. said...

Sloppy smootches backat'cha girlie.
Now send me some money.
Or twinkies.
Whatever. I'm an easy bitch to please.

lastlifeinmyuniverse said...


*wipes laptop screen*

Dark Damian said...

"I make homemade gravy during Thanksgiving and Christmas, with the turkey drippings...."

Just keep it outta the garage this year, a'ight? Just sayin'.

E-Dawg - loving the new layout.

Softball Slut said...

I love love love me some gravy. I put it on everything too! Gotsta have it

Lightning Bug's Butt said...

Ricardo Montalbon es muy macho. Muy.