Friday, September 12, 2008


I think from now on, I'm going to title all my vlogs: SORRY.
Sorry Episode 1, Sorry Episode 2, Sorry Episode 3, and so on, because that's what they are.
Click below and witness my downward spiral and addiction to caffeine.
In this episode, I talk about why I'm vlogging, I talk about a few celebrities I can't stop thinking about, I talk about America's Next Top Model and I attempt to be funny and quote Billy Ocean and screw it all up because I went too long in between talking without taking a swig of my coffee. Also, in my next Vlog I will be inviting my Irish/Scottish cousin (who looks a lot like me) to answer any and all your love questions - the wackier and more made up, the better. So please leave a question in my comment box. Plus I need something to break the monotony of me yammering on and on and on.

So go ahead, click below and start your weekend off on the wrong foot. And for Jali who couldn't see my video last time, here's a link. ;p


Joseph said...

No, girl. You can't step on balls. You can't even caress balls with a Hush Puppy slip-on. If that guy wanted his balls skewered by a stiletto, then those balls are prosthetics. ...and even then.. NO.

Life is a mystery....

Immoral Matriarch said...

MOTHER FUCKER. I swear. When my tv/movie/music blog is up I NEED you to write for it. Or Vlog.

You got to the Clark hook nose and I was like "YESSSSSSSSS!!!! I've NOTICED."

Seriously though. My goal is to get paid for this shit eventually. Get paid with me??

Immoral Matriarch said...

Oh - and I've never watched a 10 minute video on Youtube. Except for Randy Pausch's lecture and Earthlings.

And does your cousin have an accent?? Hmmm.

Ball stepping. NO.

Yo Momma said...

joey: balls are a mystery and men who liked their balls skewered? even more of a mystery.

immoral: i'm in, where do i sign up? for serious... i would love to do that.

oh and yeah, i know the vid was 10 min. i just could not shut up. i know most people are going to tune out by 5 min.

i kind of wish my friend took a picture of his balls under her heels.

Yo Momma said...

immoral: oh and my cousin does have an accent and did i mention that my cousin looks so much like me that she might actually be me...attempting an irish accent? ;p

Tug said...

Yeah, um...the balls getting skewered? OW. And I don't even have 'em.

Can you even imagine the crustiness of Sam & LiLo's sheets? EWWWWWW. erase erase erase icky pictures in my head!

For the sex question - start with the balls getting stepped on. Then ask if I will ever get it again, k? GOOD HAPPY THOUGHTS FOR TUG - HUMMMMMMM - HAPPY SEX THOUGHTS - HUMMMMMM...


Anonymous said...

I'm addicted to your vlogs. Two and I'm hooked. Weak. I am so weak.