Um. Yeah. No Fan Letter Fridays this week (duck) because:
A) in my head its technically Wednesday
B) If I write another letter to Nicole Ritchie, Paris Hilton, Tom Cruise, and all the other easy targets, I'm going to slice myself. I got nuttin'.
C) I'm lazy.
D) The plumber is working on my sink right now and his loud "mouth breathing" and "aroma" emanating from his pits has rendered me incapable of any coherent thought.
I'll be back in my norm form next week. Promise and true.
Love me AND love David Hasselhoff: