Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Mrs. Donnie Wahlberg......Mrs. Wahlberg....Mrs. Midget Wahlberg.......Mrs. Midget Hypen Wahlberg and other stuff I used to write in my Trapper Keeper

Well you guys I did it. I sent it, it's out there for the Queen and if you don't know what I'm talking about, click here. So keep the good vibes coming.

I am not posting the video that I made just because I'm a little superstitious and I want to keep it between me and Mrs. Ritchie for now. I'll post it up eventually.

Meanwhile, yesterday I saw NKOTB's new video for Summertime. Now before I go into this, a long time ago, David Cassidy made a comeback in the 90's. I remember watching these "old" ladies scream (ahem..by old I mean my age now..) and practically cream their granny panties for David Cassidy. I was like, What the f? really? David Cassidy? Why? And jeesh lady, quit acting like a teenager and put that Tiger Beat magazine away!

But ooooh lookee lookee here....look what "old" lady is now planning on going to the concert with her friends (and YES I will wear my NKOTB shirt from Spencers because I may be old but I still fit into that bad boy!) and giggling like a hormone fueled teenager after seeing this:



I know, I know. They're not "to die for" gorgeous, and yet still, I can't help but want to throw my panties at Donnie's chicken chest. (Side note: um Danny's got the best bod out of the bunch and yet somehow remained covered. Donnie may have lost some of his hair but I still love that arrogant bastard.) Jon was strugglin' on those steps poor guy, he was never my favorite back in the day but I must say he has aged well. I used to think his upper lip looked like it used to be a cleft lip. A post-op cleft lip? Does that even make sense? Like he had a cleft lip before and now.....you know what? don't pay attention to me, I don't know what I'm talking about.
Joey looks great - which is to be expected being the youngest "kid", and Jordan....well, with Jordan, I still can't help but think he might be playing for Tommy girl's team. Did you see how he looked at those girls in the video? Two words: Not Interested. You know Jordan was thinking, "If only you had a peter I could piper...." He's cute though, don't get me wrong, he just never struck me as a sexual guy....with the ladies.....but I bet he's a freak if you put him in some heels and fish net pantyhose. He'd put Oscar De La Hoya to shame.
But Donnie...oh Donnie...how I loved and still love his obnoxious ass. (up until I saw Mark Wahlberg w/out his shirt and then he kind of took a backseat for a couple years).

So to the dear sweet ladies that I called "old" that were screaming for David Cassidy on the Today show those many years ago. I'm sorry. I understand. And you can bet I'll be at the concert screaming like a jack ass when they sing "Tonight" and "Please Don't Go Girl."
Now if you'll excuse me I have to go to the garage and dig up my NKOTB buttons, shirt, coffee table book (hard cover 1st edition!) and I heart Donnie scrapbook I made in 7th grade and relive the days of no bills and Trapper Keepers.

10 comments:

Kristi Harrison said...

Girrrrrl....I was never a fan, I judged you fans with your stupid big buttons and stupider hats. But I watched the new video and i have to say it's a shame they imploded because they were talented little boys. Even Monkey Face. And Joey's held up nicely.

Immoral Matriarch said...

You are nuts. LOL. I was never a fan.

Joey's smile is amazing.

Yo Momma said...

kristi:monkey face has a body like whoa! talk about dreamboat body with a shipwrecked face. and really, my NKOTB hat and buttons were so loud and obnoxious that i didn't hear your disdain. ;p

immoral: I know, I'm a dork which is why I was a fan. LOL!

Tug said...

My daughter's first concert was NKOTB, and yes, mother of the year award to me for taking her! She also had all of the 'dolls'...I wonder whatever happened to them?

wallycrawler said...

Do ya love Donny with or with out his John Travolta hair piece?

Kind'a looks like a putt'n green glued to his head, doesn't it?

Yo Momma said...

tug:it was my first concert too! My dad got me tickets and I thought he was just the coolest guy ever for doing that!
wallycrawler: I think that putt'n green on his head is what really puts me over the edge.

Lizzle said...

My first concert was Manheim Steamroller...

My first concert that was my choice was Prince... And I'll be damned if that little man isn't just a midget heap-o-sex.

Franki said...

for a minute there i thought you were talking about Marky Mark and we were gonna have to rumble cuz if Marky Mark is gonna marry a midget asian, it's gonna be me.

ConverseMomma said...

My first concert was to see Sean Cassidy. I was really little and totally in love. I think I crushed on him even harder than the Fonz. Only problem, I knew him from the hardy boys. So, I spent the whole concert screaming, I love you Joe Hardy while rocking out with my pigtails. Ah, good times...

jenessa said...

I CAN'T WAIT till we see them!! We're going to have so much fun!! And I still think Jonathan is the cutest one ;)