Monday, July 07, 2008

Have an elegant Monday.....

Just a little Monday funny to get the week started off right. I dedicate this to all my single ELEGANT friends out there. I hope one day you'll find a Dimitri of your very own. (on a serious note - damn single people, its rough out there! I'm so sorry.)

Source: Youtube and Dlisted.com (Back story, this is an actual voice mail that some guy named Dimitri left on a girl's voice mail.)

6 comments:

Franki said...

HOLEEEEEEEE SHITEEEEEEEEE! Run! Do not walk.

Tug said...

ThanktheLORD I'm not elegant.

phew

Elaine said...

franki: RIGHT?!?! This is SOOO the guy that makes hamburgers out of his dates. Quite a catch indeed.

Tug: HAHAHAHAHA! Seriously, how many times did that guy say she was elegant? Was she standing on the street with her pinky up? because you know, that's how I define elegance.

Tug said...

OMG I have a BROTHER that's more elegant than ME - L.O.L. I SO remember him walking through the grade school lunch room with his pinkie up...maybe that helps explain the multi-marriages? ;-0

Lizzle said...

Yeah, this is one of those times when I'm really glad I'm not at all elegant! And WTF, those are the longest voicemails EVER... I admit I've gotten one or two Dimirti messages from creepers in the past... (knock wood, none lately.)

I love how he noted that there's nothing wrong with him, and needs to explain away a no-call with psychological disorders, abuse, and cancer... Jesus!

Immoral Matriarch said...

LMAO! I saw this on MySpace a few months ago! Loved it!