Middle America Be Warned: A Brown Girl Cometh Your Way

So I'm off to Missouri today to visit the in-laws for about a week. It's also deer season, so Viking Hubby and his family are all in town so we kind of do thanksgiving at the same time as well since everyone is already there.

I'll blog more when I get there. but it is the Midwest so my posts will probably look a lot like this...

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cold.

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people stare at the brown girl when she goes to wal-mart.
(is she chinese or japanese???..oh that right thur is so and so's wife.....Californian. Hmph. They're all gay over there ya know. Damn city folk.)

...cold.


...a heavy jacket? Why would I own one of those?


..fuck its cold. When do I get to wear my flip flops.


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...why yes I will have another scoop of gravy on my plate thank you. Oh no, don't worry about the pie on there, you can put the gravy on that too.

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..yeeha.